most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via orgasm)


i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via tyleroakley)

(Source: helplesstv, via vellcro)




I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(via orgasm)

(via orgasm)

(Source: buttttt-t, via allmelodiesend)